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Joke of the Day
"Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains."
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"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."
"I absolutely love helium filled balloons. I can't speak highly enough about them."
"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."
"What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head? I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob."
"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... ...how much do you like kids?"