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Joke of the Day
"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."
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"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner."
"I just put the L earbud in my right ear and the R in my left ear and every punchline I came up with for this joke sucked ass."
"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble? Kelp me!"
"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"I exercise at the gym because I can't exercise restraint when it comes to everything that's bad for me."
"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"