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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken"
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"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"
"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"
"In 2011 it is more normal to have 0 or 2 dads than 1 dad"
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."
"Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise."
"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"
"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("