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Joke of the Day

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"

"You know what's better than having roses on your piano? Having tulips on your organ!"

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."

"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"Why do walruses go to tupperware parties? They are always looking for a tight seal."