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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what all this fuss is about Same Sex Marriage! Me and my wife have been having the same sex for 21yrs! It's boring but it isn't worth getting all upset over!!!"

"Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla? He didn't want to taco 'bout it"

"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."

"What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick."

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"I call my penis ""Pizza"" Because when you get it it is firm, gooey, and delicious. But if you leave it out to long it gets hard and crusty"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"

"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"What happened when Grandpa went to the strip club? He had a stroke."