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Joke of the Day
"are vegans allowed to play Duck Hunt"
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"What do you call a Jewish New Zealander? Hebrew"
"Everyone has been in the Navy at least once. We all started out as a seaman"
"pizza pizza pizza eatya eatya eatya"
"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."
"Interviewer: It says here you're skilled at saying unexpected things? Me: Yes, I am. Interviewer: Hmm, I thought you were going to say something unexpec-- oh, you're good."
"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
"Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!"
"What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves? Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks."
"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."