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Joke of the Day
"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."
Next Joke
"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."
"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."
"My mother always says make the little things in life count. Tomorrow I'm gonna run free math seminars for midgets"
"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."