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Joke of the Day

"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."

"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible V. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."

"The TSA doesn't take compliments well... All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!"

"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"

"I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience store so I can put ""benefactor"" on my resume."

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""

"[kelloggs meeting] ""okay so, the corn flakes box, what can we put on it?"" a chicken ""jim is there something wrong at home?"""

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."

"[first date] ""You're not into anything weird right?"" -not at all *gestures to my ferret army to fall back*"