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Joke of the Day
"me: how much per hour? babysitter: $15 me: okay here's $2.37 million see you in 18 years"
Next Joke
"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""
"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"
"When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why mannequins have no heads/arms/legs but do have noticeably erect nipples."
"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."
"A man overdosed on Viagra... ...His wife took it hard."
"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"
"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."