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Joke of the Day

"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots."

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."

"There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic."

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"What do you call a cold hotdog? A cold-dog"

"I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize."

"Croissants are just biscuits that studied abroad."

"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"