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Joke of the Day
"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."
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"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""
"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."
"What food describes most men? Jerky."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""
"Do you realize that if real women had the same proportions as Barbie they'd be only 11.5 inches tall?"
"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"
"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."
"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."