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Joke of the Day
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
Next Joke
"A 95 year old man and a 93 year old woman file for divorce. Lawyer: Why divorce now after all this time together? Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."
"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"
"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."
"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"