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Joke of the Day
"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."
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"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."
"There are two kinds of people. Those who admit they pee in the shower, and goddamn liars."
"What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber? Santa stops at 3 Ho's"
"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"
"What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk? White and black noise."
"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."
"You should not vaccinate your children. Get a health care professional to do it."