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Joke of the Day

"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."

"I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. He said ""Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"

"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."

"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"