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Joke of the Day

"I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman."

"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison ."

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."

"A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd go watch some of my single friends at the bar."

"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."

"""We're up all night to get Loki"" -Daft Punk feat. The Avengers"

"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"