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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."
"I showed my cop roommate ""Requiem for a Dream"" for the first time last night. It was so dark, he shot the t.v."
"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."
"I saw Don Draper driving a toupee across a high-wire. Another character driven piece on cable."
"I would tell you the chemical symbol for sodium... ...But Na.... *rimshot*"
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."