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Joke of the Day

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."

"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."

"[NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything!"

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"Girl you are like a fine oriental rug... ...you'd look great on hardwood."