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Joke of the Day
"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."
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"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."
"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."
"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."
"Quotes to calm an angry woman: 1. Stress makes you fat. 2. My ex never acted like that. 3. I love you, even if you're just like your mom."
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."
"I just found out that I'm colorblind It really came out of the purple!"