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Joke of the Day
"I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?"
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"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."
"I can't believe they fired me from the calendar company! I just took a day off!"
"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."
"When angered, the female can text message at speeds of up to 1,600 words per minute."
"God Bless You"
"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo"
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""
"So, Joan Rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week."