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Joke of the Day
"I just found out that I'm colorblind It really came out of the purple!"
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"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"
"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""
"I hate how funerals are always at 9-10 AM... I'm not really a mourning person"
"On Family Guy, why is the Griffen's internet so slow? They only have one meg."
"Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"
"If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be ""I Love You Man"""