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Joke of the Day
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
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"You know football is a big sport... ...now that you can buy hair gel that gives you the ""Messi look""."
"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"
"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""
"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."
"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""
"What do you call a terrorist who's always late? 9/12"
"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""
"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"