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Joke of the Day
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
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"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand? ""You always think you're right!"""
"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"
"When I see a door with the sign 'Door Alarmed' I always tell the door ""don't worry, it's only me"" ~ It's all about the empathy."
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."
"My ass is one of the great wonders of the world if you're wondering when it's getting off this couch."