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Joke of the Day
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
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"Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween."
"Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage"
"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"Bad sign. My fortune cookie just said, ""Abdominal cramps""."
"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"
"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"
"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."
"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."