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Joke of the Day
"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
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"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
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"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."
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"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."