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Joke of the Day

"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."

"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"A fanny pack is a great place to store your manhood."

"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows."

"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"

"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."

"Why Can't Charlie Sheen Finish the Alphabet? Because when he gets to 'P' it burns."

"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"

"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."