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Joke of the Day
"I lost my kid at the zoo the other day.... I couldn't find him, so they just shot all the animals."
Next Joke
"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"
"Have you heard of drooling Jesus? He's offering salivation."
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."
"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."
"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."
"You guys should get [Naked](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/NakedJuiceLogo.png/170px-NakedJuiceLogo.png) at Costco"
"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"