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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"The last human alive will get no funeral."

"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."

"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."

"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."

"Identify a superhero: You see him flying: Superman If you see him climbing: Spiderman If you see him swimming: Aquaman If you see him exploding: Musulman"

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."