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Joke of the Day

"I was making a graph of my past relationships. First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)"

"Diet diary, day 3 I am so proud of myself, I refused to eat the birthday cake. But the cup cakes were amazing."

"It's cute the way they make the Oreos bag resealable like I'm not going to eat them all."

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"

"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""

"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."

"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"

"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."

"If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes."