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Joke of the Day
"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
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"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
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"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."
"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally had no arms. Knock knock ""Who's there?"" Not Sally"
"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
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"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."
"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."