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Joke of the Day

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."

"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"I farted today and 4 people turned around.. I felt like I was on The Voice."

"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"two flies, eating dinner So two flies are eating a piece of shit. The first fly farts. The second fly looks over, disgusted, and says ""ummm...excuse me...I'm eating here...""."

"The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't."