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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"

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"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"
"So Mickie Mouse says to Minnie, ""I want a divorce... To which Minnie replies, ""Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickie says ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."
"What is the temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it."
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"
"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"
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