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Joke of the Day
"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"
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"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"
"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"
"My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing"
"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."
"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"
"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"
"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"
"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"