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Joke of the Day
"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"
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"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"
"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"
"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."
"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."
"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"