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Joke of the Day
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
Next Joke
"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"
"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"
"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."
"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."
"What does a vampire call a hemophiliac? Diarrhea."
"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"
"They organized a lookalike competition in China. Everybody won!"
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"