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Joke of the Day

"What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird? A Murder of Most Fowls!"

"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."

"My daughter is the perfect height for using an umbrella to simultaneously keep her dry and for me to lose an eye from one of its corners"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder"

"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."

"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"

"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"