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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"

"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."

"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."

"Why was the 4 year old African kid crying? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."

"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."

"Kids are back to school & all I do is worry about their guinea pig. Is she lonely? Bored? Silly? I should probably hold her. I need a life."

"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence. Example: I like to eat apples. ---> I like to eat commas."