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Joke of the Day

"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."

"MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of? WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels"

"Benedict Arnold's boy pointed out the front window ...and pointed at a maple. ""Look daddy, a bush,"" he said excitedly. ""That's not a bush,"" Benedict replied, ""that's a tree son."""

"Why couldn't the Mod get into the club? He never got banned."

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today. It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair."

"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"

"What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you"

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."