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Joke of the Day
"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."
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"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."
"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"
"The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted"
"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""
"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."
"My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say join 4chan"