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Joke of the Day

"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"

"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"

"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"

"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver"

"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"

"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"

"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."

"All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don't even remember what he did anymore."