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Joke of the Day

"My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing"

"I saw a really nasty wreck on the way to work this morning... ...wish I had had time to pick her up."

"The last time I wet the bed... ...I was pretty pissed."

"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."

"Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living."

"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."

"What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? ""Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos."" My friend just posted this to Facebook :)"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."