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Joke of the Day

"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"

"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."

"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the P is silent!"

"It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."

"Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out? They have to find babysitters for their wives."