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Joke of the Day
"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"
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"What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans? Some mo Mexicans!"
"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"
"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"
"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
"A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes..."
"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"