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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans? Some mo Mexicans!"

"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."

"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."

"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."

"""sure was nice of me to give that homeless guy $5 this morning"" [sees Steve Bannon on TV holding a Starbucks] ""son of a..."""

"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."

"In blind taste tests, most consumers couldn't tell if a person was blind by tasting them."