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Joke of the Day
"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"
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"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts."
"Every call with my mother starts in one of two ways: 1. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? IS EVERYTHING OK? 2. WHY ARE YOU CALLING? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
"What do most people wear to court? Law-suits"
"The detective said it was ""super fucking weird, but not illegal"" to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning."
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"
"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"
"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."
"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"