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Joke of the Day
"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""
"How do you make a German Shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."
"A small part of me almost died today.. Specifically mini-me"
"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."
"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"
"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"
"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? ""Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"""