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Joke of the Day

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."

"I'm going to do my Christmas shopping in Missouri. I hear the deals are so hot the stores are practically on fire!"

"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""

"Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs."

"What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal."