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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
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"Ronda Rousey walks into a bar... and gets knocked the fuck out"
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"My girlfriend is on her period... She calls me Dracula."
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."
"Meet the parents"
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"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"