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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
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"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."
"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do."
"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"
"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."
"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."
"Why did the artist throw his eraser away? Because it wasn't *kneaded*"
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."