222896
Joke of the Day
"My sister has recently gotten very attractive Does that mean she doesn't poop anymore?"
Next Joke
"Take a deep breath. Good. Now count to 10. Right. Now slap someone in their face. Nice. Feel better?"
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
"Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit."
"If all the women in the world died at once.... It would be a pain in the arse"
"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"
"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"
"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"