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Joke of the Day

"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."

"I broke up with my girlfriend because she was spending too much time playing computer games. Her Minesweeper addiction was a big red flag."

"Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell"

"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."

"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"

"What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran"

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."

"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""

"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"