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Joke of the Day

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"

"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"

"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."

"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"

"What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian? A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read"

"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""

"I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system."

"Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling"

"By telling the punchline first How do you fuck up a joke?"

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."