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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend because she was spending too much time playing computer games. Her Minesweeper addiction was a big red flag."

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"I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first."
"So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp"
"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"
"Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke? Mahalo bro lights."
"I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run."
"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."
"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."
"Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*"