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"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"
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"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."
"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."
"""It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean""... But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat"
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort."""
"Whats up r/jokes? Not march."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"
"To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous."
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
"Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween."