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Joke of the Day

"Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell"

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."

"My friend doesn't believe in gosh. I'm afraid he'll go to heck."

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"

"People drive too slow in the fog... I'm just over here not hitting anything. Not even my brakes."

"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."

"What has walls, but no corners, and an opening, but is not a room? A vagina. Lol, top kek."

"Tough break for cows. They're filled with delicious meat and covered in leather. How are we supposed to not kill them?"

"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"