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Joke of the Day

"Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell"

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting."

"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"

"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers? They're fantastic dead lifters"

"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could totally see myself doing."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"