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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."

"[crime scene] photographer: I'm done unless you want another angle or something. detective: let's do a jumping one!"

"What do you call a Canadian Spy Agency? The CIEh"

"A dolphin was on trial for killing a family member... The judge asked, ""Did you do it on porpoise?"""

"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"

"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."

"Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"

"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"

"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"