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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"
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"I almost forgot. Happy 4/20. Lets not waste time, lets smoke weed."
"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"""I only cheated on you with girls"" is the most beautiful thing a woman has ever said to me."
"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."